Ohio has a lot of bed bugs

Have you ever woken up in a cold sweat as the last vestiges of some horrible dream faded from your memory. Maybe you were being chased in that dream. Maybe you were being eaten. I have a greater fear of the latter. This fear seemed all the more probable after hearing my friend's story about her ordeal with bedbugs. 

She'd just come back from a trip to Ohio for a conference. She stayed in a nice hotel that we will call Chilten for obvious reasons. She came back with bed bugs. I was not surprised to find out her little friends climbed aboard in Ohio after reading this wiki how article: How to Get Rid of Bed Bugs. I thought it would provide her with some tips on her new found parasitic house guests, but it was actually just a breakdown of the cities with the biggest bed bug problems. 

Ohio showed up a lot. What is it about Ohio I wonder? New York, Chicago, Baltimore? Sure. But Dayton? Maybe they're not as up to speed on pest control there, maybe the little critters have a thing for Midwestern blood. I can't say, but the topic intrigues me.

Looks nice enough to me